Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
109338
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
You don't need a whole lot of money to amuse yourself. All you need is an old laundry cart, some spray paint, a field with a steep hill, a partial labotomy.... Play now!
This is the kind of thing that comes back to haunt you later in life. Hell, it's haunting me NOW. Play now!