Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
83264
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Hey, what's a little paralysis when you have this much team spirit? Wouldn't it be terrible if she had some spinal cord injury and she was totally crippled for doing this? Play now!
Break out of the bubble quod that has now imprisoned you. Play now!