Title:
Russian Springer
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Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Shoot down the invading enemy creatures with your bow and arrow and use volleys to destroy them all Play now!
If Nissan were to re-release this exact same car, and use these EXACT same commercials, I bet there would be a huge demand for the 240-Z. And that, folks, is why I do not work in advertising. Play now!