Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
83764
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Crabs....playing volleyball? Scientists said it couldn't be done, but here we are. Crab Volleyball. Play now!
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?) Play now!