Title:
Russian Springer
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Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This is a close race until one of the runners comes to a hurdle and forgets to jump. I am sure he came in last after taking a fall like that. Play now!
A golden breathmint for your balls. I hear that they're actually thinking of changing the product's slogan. Play now!