Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
84995
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
The mutant sheep are bigger and meaner and have mutated into megalodons. Help Joe defend his radish patch against them! Play now!
Some crazy special effects make it look like this kid just got a real lightsaber for Christmas. Please dont freak out! This is obviously fake. Play now!