Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
114886
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Man. Listen to me. You are white. Do you understand? Ok? Stop it. Please. I'm begging you. Play now!
Insanely addictive retro platformer game. Avoid hazards and collect stars in order to bounce your way to victory. Use the arrow keys to move that little blob. Play now!