Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
89670
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
1...2...3...HUT! Throw the ball to your chums in Rugby for cissies. Play now!
If Nissan were to re-release this exact same car, and use these EXACT same commercials, I bet there would be a huge demand for the 240-Z. And that, folks, is why I do not work in advertising. Play now!