Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
109159
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Get through this game by shooting your enemies, instead of just casting the geeky spells at them! Us Play now!
This is Sinistar, from 1982 arcade fame. The objective was to destroy Sinistar as he chases you through space. Thirty years later his voice still gives us the willies. Play now!