Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
83875
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
YOU ARE NOT COOL. YOUR CAR IS NOT COOL. USING THE WORD "OWNED" DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. VIDEOTAPING IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. Everyone got it? Play now!
Shoot down the stick men with your sniper rifle as they pop out of their crates. Play now!