Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
116407
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
All I can say is that it is a good thing that professional baseball players wear protective cups. The ball hits this guy right in the nuts very hard. Play now!
Throw snowballs and whack innocent passers-by in humbug fashion. Play now!