Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
113155
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Some crazy special effects make it look like this kid just got a real lightsaber for Christmas. Please dont freak out! This is obviously fake. Play now!
Defend earth from unknown beasts! We do not know where they came from, but you must defend us. Rage your way through 21 levels of non-stop cannon action! Play now!