Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
83236
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
You are mario you must climb up the ladders and steel beams to get to the princess before donkey kong crushes you with his barrels. Play now!
I'll bet more people would have watched the Olympics if there was more of this too. Some times I think people only watch figure skating because they think they might get to see somebody lose a finger. Play now!
