Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
115976
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Eat fish that are smaller than you and avoid getting eaten by bigger ones. Smaller fish are afraid of you and they swim away when you get close, so you must be quick to gobble them. When you approach bigger fish they smell you and go after you. Play now!
A lumberjack is trying to cut the top out of a very tall tree when he runs into a little problem. It is a good thing he was tied so tightly to the tree. Play now!