Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
109799
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
You know how some people think that racquetball is for losers? Well this guy is the reason for that stereotype! This moron accidentally hits himself with a racquetball. Play now!
This is nuts. Or wait. THESE are nuts.. or. Ahh, forget it. Play now!