Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
76309
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!
Fire your cannon, kick and fly to defeat robot dogs and enemy boss. Play now!
