Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
117281
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she will die. Play now!
An airliner takes off but forgets to "take off." I really wanted to make a "forgot to pull out" joke here but, *sigh* I couldn't think of one. Play now!