Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
115158
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This is so stupid. Future senators, one and all. Play now!
Your country is at war. Enemy missiles are attacking your base! Defend your base by shooting them down and see how long you can last against the onslaught. Play now!