Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
89424
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
He seems like a nice enough guy. A nice enough guy who would also eat your liver. Play now!
Some guy jumps from the roof of the house on to a trampoline. It does not turn out quite the way he had planned. Straight ownage. I bet he will not try that again. Play now!