Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
117547
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
It's your turn in control! Sit in the captain's seat and guide your fighter through the hostile land Play now!
Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Play now!