Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
89651
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This actually looks pretty fun! A bunch of cars playing soccer with a huge soccer ball. There would probably be a lot of car wrecks if this were real. Play now!
He seems like a nice enough guy. A nice enough guy who would also eat your liver. Play now!