Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
117626
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Kill all the pigeons before they reach the top, try not to hit the cats! Play now!
I always thought it would be funny to have Abraham Lincoln driving down the highway in an SUV. And every time he passes a field, there would be black guys in chains and when the truck passed, the chains would magicaly fall off. And you could call it the Lincoln Emancipator. I don't know. I guess that's why I don't work in advertising. Play now!
