Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
115950
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
35 potentially serious facial injuries in only 32 seconds? Now THAT'S entertainment! Play now!
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you. Play now!