Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
110655
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Try to shoot the cat forward to the target with your bow and arrow for a third time. Play now!
This may be the first time in history that a soccer goalie has scored a goal like this! He kicks the ball the whole length of the field and scores a goal! Play now!