Title:
Russian Springer
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Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Dodge the cameras to successfully shoplift the store! Play now!
I think he just wanted to tenderize his meat a little before he ate it. Would you even be in the water, knowing things like this were swimming beneath you? Play now!