Title:
Russian Springer
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Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
I take back what I said about that Full Throttle commercial having the best special effects. These were just as good, only this one made sense. Play now!
Think these passengers are going to worry when it's time to land? Play now!