Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
116919
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
You are a priest the town has gone mad with kids made undead and people gone insane use your desert eagle uzi and machine gun to rid them to hell. Play now!
I have never seen a machine like this but I guess these guys are testing out these skis. One of the guys takes a little spill. I bet he did not buy that pair! Play now!