Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
116324
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Some guy is running in the rain when he slams his face into a stop sign. It looks like he gets knocked out cold because he just lays there. Why is it funny when people run into stuff and get hurt? Play now!
Jump into your spacecraft, and fire your lasers at enemy space fighters, blow them up and get ready Play now!