Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
78152
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
You dont see this every day in the sport of soccer. A player scores a goal in his own goal! Some people may blame the goalie but I say the person throwing the ball in should have waited until the goalie was ready. What do you think? Play now!
Germany can come up with the Gestapo, the Third Reich, and the Final Solution, but their policemen drive VOLVOS? VOLVO STATION WAGONS? Play now!