Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
114418
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This may be the first time in history that a soccer goalie has scored a goal like this! He kicks the ball the whole length of the field and scores a goal! Play now!
Eat fish that are smaller than you to make yourself grow but don't try the bigger ones or they will Play now!
