Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
113094
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Man. Listen to me. You are white. Do you understand? Ok? Stop it. Please. I'm begging you. Play now!
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you. Play now!