Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
114460
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This dancer needs a bit more practice. That or a bit less alcohol. Play now!
Ok, we get it already. Drinking and driving can lead to accidents. But I'm telling you; I drive a LOT better when I'm drunk. Otherwise I'm shaking too much to control the car. Play now!
