Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
113697
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Where should we invade next?! Are you kidding me? Is this for real? Are people really this stupid? Wait.. what am I saying? That's a silly question. Forget I asked that. Play now!
This has absolutely nothing at all to do with slavery. Play now!