Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
88725
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Like they say... what doesn't kill you.. makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually wears you down to the point that it kills you. That's what they say to me, anyway. Play now!
Your under attack. Protect the mine as long as you can. If the decepticons steal the energon, its all over! Play now!