Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
76989
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Where should we invade next?! Are you kidding me? Is this for real? Are people really this stupid? Wait.. what am I saying? That's a silly question. Forget I asked that. Play now!
Race your fire truck over the other vehicles to reach the fire. Play now!