Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
76523
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
YOU ARE NOT COOL. YOUR CAR IS NOT COOL. USING THE WORD "OWNED" DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. VIDEOTAPING IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. Everyone got it? Play now!
Move the bat around with the arrow keys, avoid smashing into the walls, the light faeries and the bottomless pit. Play now!