Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
110206
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Your country is at war. Enemy missiles are attacking your base! Defend your base by shooting them down and see how long you can last against the onslaught. Play now!
Of course it wasn't, but how awesome would it have been if this was real? Play now!
