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Russian Springer
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Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
He sounds like Ben Stein, with a lisp. It'd be enough to send me into hypnosis. Or a murderous rage, one of the two. Play now!
A couple of videos of Chinese rockets having problems. I believe the last one that went off course landed on a village and caused a lot of damage. Play now!