Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
118538
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Some crazy special effects make it look like this kid just got a real lightsaber for Christmas. Please dont freak out! This is obviously fake. Play now!
Seriously, who has time to make stuff like this? Play now!