Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
111545
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Humans have disrupted the peace of a little pink planet with their toxic waste. Now these beings are seeking revenge. Protect our planet from the incoming pink gummy aliens and save our pitiful human lives. Play now!