Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
83031
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be. Play now!
Another guy celebrates too early causing him to lose the race. He didn't even try for 3rd! Play now!