Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
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Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
This is a cool trick, but only after you've had sveral bottles of your own. Sober, it's not all that impressive. Play now!
Save yourself from the Attack Of The Killer Dolls. They have knives and will kill you in one chop. Locate them from the radar, and shoot them before they come too close. Beware of the Girl doll, she comes so fast. Play now!