Title:
Russian Springer
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109620
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Here is a clip from The Tom Green Show where he walks into stores, picks up the intercom and starts saying stupid stuff. He gets kicked out both times but he was able to start paging before anyone could stop him. Play now!
Protect the cursor from the evil goon as he does everything he can to destroy it. Avoid the rockets, Play now!