Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
80186
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
You know, it amazes me that Humans aren't extinct by now. How do we manage to stick around on this planet and be so incredibly stupid, all at the same time? Play now!
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing! Play now!
